In issue 106, Cristina T stated she lost her virginity while watching Blades of Glory. Not to one-up her, but I lost mine while watching Man vs. Food…She told me to go down on her, being the first time I’ve gone down on a girl i imagined eating the food in the show, and went to work. She later told me it was the best fillacio she had ever gotten.
BK (from collegehumor.com)
I’m sorry BK, but judging from this description I doubt your story is true and I’m also quite sure you are twelve and have never gone to college. Although, and I think many men will agree, shows about food are, when watched in the right mood, just as much of a turn on as actual porn, those things mostly work exclusively for men (and if you found a woman like that, CHAPEAU, DEAR MAN). But I found it odd that you would think eating out a girl counts as losing your virginity when, in fact, it doesn’t. Also, the misuse and misspelling of the term “fillacio” suggests you only know about said action via middle school hearsay, because a) it’s spelled “fellatio” (if that is even the word you’re getting at) and b) it’s cunnilingus if you do it to a girl. So unless you are just a terribly sexually inexperienced person, I come to think you have horrible, horrible friends who played a horrible, horrible prank on you and you actually lost your virginity, unfortunately the one of your butt. And, in that scenario, you sucked off a dude with a wig. Which, in reference to the beginning of my commentary, is a porn flick I would much less want to see than Man vs. Food.
